Pat...
A "finally-you're-gone" pat to the people who stopped going to UREC after Spring Break.

From a junior girl who is glad she finally can work out in peace with the rest of the people who actually enjoy using the gym.

Dart...
A "grow-up" dart to the student — and "gentlemen" egging him on — who threw rocks at the ducks along Blacks Run near Godwin Hall Friday morning.

From a professor who is appalled at the ignorance of this small group of JMU students.

Pat...
A "you're-all-lovely-and-hot" pat to the girls who work at UREC. From the reception desk, to the equipment desk, to the gym; these lovely looking girls are everywhere. They even have different varieties: blondes, brunettes — even redheads.

From a sophomore who says "thank you" for all you have done for the male population at JMU.

Dart...
A "thanks for celebrating St. Patrick's Day on my car" dart to the noisy leprechauns in the parking lot of my apartment complex.

From a junior who woke up Thursday having to walk around broken bottles and wash the Guinness off her windshield.

Pat...
An "it-means-a-lot" pat to the Student Ambassador who finished my mother's knitting project — you've blessed many lives with your kindness.

From a grateful staff member who lost her mother to cancer.

Dart...
A "get-a-room" dart to the couple who thinks the UREC weight room is a romantic setting to hook up while working out.

From a sophomore who is trying to get buff, not hard.