Pat...
A "way-to-overcome-the-odds" pat to a housemate who, despite having had his toes bitten off, has fearlessly learned to navigate every obstacle in his path.

From someone who admires such a steadfast and can-do spirit in something so small as a parakeet.

Pat...
A "you-guys-crack-me-up" pat to my wacky suitemates who decided to put up signs all over our hall recruiting people to be in a porn movie.

From a "very entertained" suitemate that still hasn’t gotten over you guys hiding during a fire drill.

Pat...
A "some-people-don’t-suck" pat to the girl in my English class who offered to switch seats with me and who then ran after me when I left my book in class.

From a junior who was too tired to think straight and hopes you didn’t see him pass out face down on his desk.

Dart...
An "I-can’t-believe-you-work-for-JMU" dart to the visitor’s shuttle bus driver who hit a woman while she was jogging in your way and then laughed about it.

From a student in disbelief of how irresponsible you can be and how poorly you represented JMU to all of the visitors who saw you.

Dart..
A "way-to-be-elusive" dart to love.

From a worthy student.

Pat...
A "your-gluttony-amazes-me" pat to my roommate for eating half a chicken and 10 maple doughnuts.

From an amazed sophomore who is glad you ate it so he didn’t.