Pat...
A "thanks-for-the-runway-show" pat to the fashion divas of UREC for offering a bit of entertainment.

From a sophomore who finds herself bored with the TV shows and enjoys your "show."

Dart...
A "who-potty-trained-you" dart to the girl who wet my bed and then stole my sheets during our 90s "Trailer Trash" party Saturday night.

From a shocked and appalled junior who really just wants his sheets returned — clean.

Pat...
A "you're-too-kind" pat to the Black Student Alliance playing kickball for sharing Hillside Field so we could hold practice and for offering us hot dogs and hamburgers Tuesday afternoon.

From a member of the Frisbee team who was grateful and glad he was able to practice a sport that he so adores.

Dart...
A "use-a-tissue-please" dart to the jerk who sneezed directly into the back of my head while in class.

From a freshman girl who doesn't appreciate her freshly washed locks being infected with whatever germs you're carrying.

Pat...
A "thanks for supporting true hip-hop" pat to everybody who came out to Circles 5 this year and made the event the most successful to date.

From a junior who has been working nonstop with the rest of the Breakdancing Club and putting his heart and soul into making this event possible.

Dart...
A "you're making me feel like a fat cow" dart to the new D-hall milk dispenser with the different-sized cows on the dispenser for making me secondguess my decision to drink 2 percent milk.

From a dairy-loving sophomore who used to have no regrets about putting real milk on her Rice Krispies.