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Dart...
A "thanks-for-ruining-our-wall" dart to our friend who
decided to kick a hole in our wall and cover it up with a piece
of paper and a push pin and leave without telling us.
From an angry junior who thinks you should grow up and own up
to your mistakes.
Dart...
A "where-are-your-standards?" dart to the girl who got
mad and yelled at me after I wouldnt have sex with her after
knowing her for two hours.
From a sophomore guy who thinks you need to get your priorities
straight.
Dart...
An "I-should-look-before-I-throw" dart to myself for hitting
an innocent girl with a paper ball after the elevator door opened,
thinking it was my friend.
From a poor marksman who will adequately check his target before
firing from now on.
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Dart...
An "I-might-as-well-use-sandpaper" dart to whoever is
in charge of picking out the lousy toilet paper used on campus.
From a regular pooper who thinks that going "number two"
in a campus bathroom is a true pain.
Pat..
A "cheating-accomplishes-more" pat to the cunning individuals
who showed up in the nick of time to snag a great position in the
ticket line.
From one of many kids who enjoyed camping out in front of Warren
and laughed at your creative methods, but thinks you should have
earned your spot in line.
Dart...
A "pants-need-to-be-worn-over-long-johns-in-public" dart
to the guy in D-hall wearing only long johns who was obviously playing
pocket ping-pong.
From four girls who wish you would put on your pants and nearly
threw up because of the view.
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