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Thursday, March 3, 2005

 

Darts & Pats

Darts and Pats are submitted anonymously. Submissions are based upon one person's opinion of a given situation, person or event and do not necessarily reflect the truth.

Dart...
A "thanks-for-ruining-our-wall" dart to our friend who decided to kick a hole in our wall and cover it up with a piece of paper and a push pin and leave without telling us.

From an angry junior who thinks you should grow up and own up to your mistakes.

 

Dart...
A "where-are-your-standards?" dart to the girl who got mad and yelled at me after I wouldn’t have sex with her after knowing her for two hours.

From a sophomore guy who thinks you need to get your priorities straight.

 

Dart...
An "I-should-look-before-I-throw" dart to myself for hitting an innocent girl with a paper ball after the elevator door opened, thinking it was my friend.

From a poor marksman who will adequately check his target before firing from now on.

 

 

 

Dart...
An "I-might-as-well-use-sandpaper" dart to whoever is in charge of picking out the lousy toilet paper used on campus.

From a regular pooper who thinks that going "number two" in a campus bathroom is a true pain.

 

Pat..
A "cheating-accomplishes-more" pat to the cunning individuals who showed up in the nick of time to snag a great position in the ticket line.

From one of many kids who enjoyed camping out in front of Warren and laughed at your creative methods, but thinks you should have earned your spot in line.

 

Dart...
A "pants-need-to-be-worn-over-long-johns-in-public" dart to the guy in D-hall wearing only long johns who was obviously playing pocket ping-pong.

From four girls who wish you would put on your pants and nearly threw up because of the view.

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