Dart...
An "I-didn’t-think-people-at-JMU-were-this-rude" dart to the girl who had the nerve to interrupt my dinner with friends to ask if she could fix my collar because "they aren’t supposed to be up."

From a collar-popping sophomore girl who is shocked at how rude you were and can’t believe you have nothing better to worry about than what other people are wearing..

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A "thanks-for-the-welcome-to-Transylvania" dart to Count Dracula who left 8 — yes, 8 — marks on my neck after one night.

From an embarrassed girl who hates the thought of a week of turtlenecks in March.

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A "way-to-ruin-my-harmless-fun" dart to the person who called the cops on a guy playing with street chalk outside.

From a dumbfounded sophomore who can’t understand how drawing with chalk is a crime.

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A "you-should-at-least-have-used-your-own-dorm" dart to the drunk freshman who took a dump in our shower and peed in our hall.

From very angry sophomores who didn’t enjoy the mess and feel that it isn’t the housekeepers’ job to take care of your mess because you are incompetent.

Pat...
A "you-should-always-watch-where-you-are-walking" pat to the bodybuilder that ran into a pole in D-Hall while staring at some lovely ladies.

From your friend that almost fell over laughing while you tried to play it off and is sure you made a great impression.

Dart..
A "you-suck-at-life" dart to the jerk who let his car alarm go off from midnight to 8 in the morning.

From a sophomore girl who only wanted a little bit of sleep before driving home for Easter.

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A "can’t-you-read-and-don’t-you-care" dart to a very large number of morons who continually put plastic bottles in the clearly marked trash can outside ISAT that is right beside the clearly marked recycle can.

From an environmentally conscious student that doesn’t understand your laziness.

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An "it’s-a-Friday-night" dart to the neighbors who decided to call the cops on us before midnight and end our birthday party.

From a group of girls who wish you would have come to party with us instead.