Pat...
A "thanks-a-bunch-dude" pat to that pyramid/triangle thing in the commons. Every time I go to lunch it is there to tell me what I need to do. Thanks, Mr. Pyramid — or is it Miss Pyramid?

From all the kids who like the triangle's wisdom when it comes to concerts and events.

Dart...
A "stop-being-so-picky" dart to the girl who spent 10 minutes picking out individual pieces of chicken from the soup pot with a spoon.

From a hungry senior who thinks that you need to learn to move quickly during meal rushes.

Pat...
An "awesome-redecorating" pat to the boys next door for bringing their living room furniture outside last weekend to enjoy the nice weather.

From a senior girl who's enjoyed your craziness this year and hopes to have some boys like you living next door next year.

Dart...
A "you make-it-impossible-to-learn" dart to students in my class who have personal conversations in class and make it hard to hear the professor.

From an annoyed student who doesn't care how drunk you got the night before, how many guys you hooked up with or whether you remember any of it or not.

Pat...
A "you-are-my-heroes" pat to the girls who hired a male stripper to come to their dorm room for a friend's birthday.

From someone who thinks you are all crazy, but definitely enjoyed seeing the pictures.

Dart...
A "the Music Building has practice rooms for a reason" dart to the musician who thinks that we all like to hear him playing on the Quad.

From a junior would prefer to enjoy her nice afternoons outside without your playing.