"My desire to do school work because I need the grades for grad school."
Michelle Fontenot
senior, CSD

"My ability to profoundly respond to inane questions to impress readers of The Breeze."
Walker Tufts
senior, psychology

"I’ve lost my sanity, but I am not sure I want it back — I have more fun without it."
Matt Schucker
sophomore, music education

"My pet gerbil that my roommate liked too much because I am concerned for its health."
Dirk Zondag Jr.
senior, art