Dart...
A "thanks-for-wasting-the-last-three-years-of-my-life" dart to my girlfriend who decided to sleep with one of her "friends" from work.

From a broken-hearted guy who hopes you feel as much guilt as he feels pain.

Pat...
A "way-to-go" pat to the lovely and talented Dukettes for taking fifth place in the national dance competition held over the weekend in Daytona Beach, Fla.

From a few JMU cheerleaders that have made the trip the last couple of years and always enjoy watching you ladies compete.

Dart...
An "I-thought-the-Gospel-was-about-love" dart to Mase for coming here and complaining about racial tensions on campus while in the same breath creating greater tensions by talking about "saving" people struggling with sexual orientation.

From a junior who thinks the only thing she needs saving from is people like Mase and enjoys her god-given sexuality and her girlfriend.

Pat...
A "thanks-for-exemplifing-the-true-meaning-of-sisterhood" pat to the sororities that participated in and/or donated to the AST AIDS Run/Walk.

From the sisters of Alpha Sigma Tau.

Dart...
A "learn-what-15-percent-is" dart to a certain JMU biology professor who left me nothing more than a horrible tip and big mess after I worked hard to give him good service.

From a junior that makes $2.13 an hour and doesn't appreciate your stinginess, considering she is contributing to your salary.

Pat...
An "I-hope-you-made-it-home-by-midnight" pat to the Cinderella who left her slipper in the College Center parking lot.

Sent in by a sophomore who might have to go around JMU to see who the shoe fits.