Pat...
A "how-can-we-be-lovers" pat to the two girls singing Michael Bolton at the top of their lungs next to me at a stop light.

From a guy who hasn’t heard Michael Bolton since the early ‘90s but enjoyed the performance..

Pat...
A "your-indiscreetness-is-admirable" pat to the kid who dropped his tray full of leftovers while standing in the D-hall tray return line, then proceeded to quickly and uncovertly dash out the door.

From a girl who would like to thank you for making her laugh so hard, and plans to react just the way you did should it ever happen to her.

Dart...
A "you-need-to-be-aware-of-drafty-corners" dart to the girl who forgot that she was wearing an easily draft-catching skirt and gave a Marilyn Monroe show for everyone walking out of the library at the time.

From a fellow female student who thinks you should be a little more careful in remembering what you wear and where you stand.

Dart...
A "you-shouldn’t-have-so-much-confidence-in-our-aiming-abilities" dart to the oblivious students who walk across Hillside Field while the archery team is practicing.

From a couple of JMU alumni who wonder how you got into college because you are obviously stupid for thinking you are invincible against steel-tipped arrows shot from 90 meters away.

Dart..
A "way-to-distract-my-boyfriend" dart to the three naked girls taking pictures in front of Wilson Hall at midnight when I was trying to enjoy a romantic outing with my boyfriend on the quad.

From an angry sophomore who didn’t appreciate the competition.

Dart...
A "save-our-suitemate" dart to our suitemate’s girlfriend who has complete ownership of him and made him a different person.

From his suite that is preparing to hold a funeral for your boyfriend’s former self.