Dart...
A "deal-with-your-stupid-addiction" dart to all the students who load
AIM onto the library computers only to have them shutdown from Spyware.

From a senior with a legit need for a computer to do work, not personal playtime. .

Pat...
A "thanks-for-saving-me-from-a-big-hospital-bill" pat to the guy who yelled at me to stop when I was crossing the street and talking on the phone.

From an oblivious girl who didn’t notice that cars were coming her way and now realizes she can’t multitask as well as she thought.

Dart...
A "please-seek-some-counseling" dart to my suitemate’s boyfriend, who can’t muster up enough masculinity to admit that his decision to pretend she doesn’t exist is immature.

From a girl who thinks you either have a chemical imbalance or are just a jerk.

Pat...
A "we-like-our-feathered-friends-too" pat to all the bus drivers who drove around the ducks seated in the middle of the parking lot.

From a happy sophomore who is glad to see the compassion for waterfowl.

Dart..
A "get-a-room-and-out-of-D-hall" dart to the girl who did not refrain from licking food off her boyfriend’s face and then making out.

From a distraught guy who will never look at the tall tables in quite the same way.

Dart...
A "we-didn’t-enjoy-the-walk" dart to the idiot who got us kicked off the bus Friday night cause he wanted to touch the driver.

From your friends who expect you to keep quiet now that we all know you have a glass jaw.