Pat...
A "thank-you-so-much" pat to a certain local establishment for raising the price of its finest Tuesday night special.

From two very rich, very sarcastic seniors.

Dart...
A "what-the-heck-were-you-thinking" dart to whoever came up with the "Electric Zoo." How many dogs do you see at the zoo, let alone an "electric" one?

From an alumnus who thought we had have one mascot —the Duke Dog — not a zoo of them.

Pat...
A "your-hospitality-makes-my-day" pat to the employees at the Mail Services counter who always serve up packages with a smile and encouraging word.

From a student who appreciates all those who play small roles in keeping JMU running smoothly.

Dart...
A "your-time-will-come" dart to all the thieves on JMU’s campus who think it’s OK to steal from their peers.

From everyone who’s had one-too-many items stolen unjustly.

Pat...
A "get-down, get-down" pat to the two ducks getting their groove on in the middle of South Main Street and Port Republic Road while their voyeuristic feathered friend stopped traffic so they could do their thing.

From a junior who’s glad to see animals giving into spring fever on a sunny day.

Dart...
A "do-you-have-a-brain?" dart to the idiots who thought it’d be funny to set off fireworks from a balcony, expand a Ping-Pong ball by microwaving it and have sex on the bed of someone they don’t know.

From someone who thinks your stupidity and lack of respect for the people throwing the party shows you’re too immature to be at one.