Dart...
A "you being off schedule affects us more than you know" dart to the bus drivers who are either early, late or non existent recently.

Sent in by a stranded sophomore who hopes that you will at least be on time during finals week.

Pat...
An "au revoir, merci and good luck" pat to JMU's graduating A fashion nado. You brought many vigorous laughs to this middle aged woman. Thank you and the very best to you in your future pursuits. 

Sent in by a JMU employee, a descendent of '70s bell bottoms, hip huggers and (gasp!) Ditto jeans.

Dart...
An "it's easy to be condescending and dismissive when the rats aren't in your backyard" dart to the members of the school administration who have been less than helpful with the Newman Lake problem.

Sent in by some of us living by the lake who think dangerous or not, the rats are still pests and something needs to be done about them.

Pat...
A "you win snuggler of the year" pat to my boyfriend for staying home with me on Saturday night just to cuddle.

Sent in by a sophomore girl who is so glad to have such a great guy.

Dart...
A "thanks for urinating in my bed and not leaving until three in the afternoon" dart to the townie that had a sleepover at my place this weekend.

Sent in by a junior who's looking for love in all the wrong places.

Pat...
A "you made our walk home so much more fun" pat to the two guys who stopped and joined our "red light, green light" game on the walk back from a party.

Sent in by two sophomore girls who are so proud you knew all the rules.