Pat...
A "you-are-Mascot-of-the-Year-in-our-hearts" pat to the Duke Dog for showing up at the women’s tennis team’s last home match despite bad weather and poor fan turnout.

From a graduating senior who appreciates your support of both small and large teams.

Pat...
A "yea-for-Weezer" pat to the guy walking by Greek Row listening to "In the Garage" on his headphones and belting it out along with the track.

From a girl who was having a rough day.

Pat...
A "thanks-for-stifling-your-laughter-and-helping-us" pat to two guys who came to the rescue when our canoe flipped and our paddles floated downstream.

From three senior girls who appreciated you stopping and might still be on the river if you hadn’t come along.

Dart...
A "stop-pretending-to-be-handicapped" dart to all the students who push the handicap button to open the HHS basement doors.

From four annoyed students who were trying to get some work done while cold air kept rushing in and blowing our papers away.

Dart..
A "get-some-taste" dart to the girl wearing a "Cats" T-shirt who threw away her Division II National Champions poster on campus today.

From someone who has an affinity for both the Dukes and stage productions.

Dart...
A "you-shouldn’t-just-copy-and-paste" dart to the girl who sent an e-mail to all of my friends and family about covering a shift at work.

From your angry boss who thinks you are not very bright