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Monday, April 19, 2004 Updated: 04.21.04

Darts & Pats

Darts and Pats are submitted anonymously. Submissions are based upon one person's opinion of a given situation, person or event and do not necessarily reflect the truth.

Pat...
A "break me off piece of that" pat to the girl who flashed her best undies on the Quad, thanks to a strategic gust of wind.

From your co worker who’s proud to say she works with someone who always puts her best face forward.

Dart...
A "way to slow down" dart to the insensitive person who ran over a duck while it was crossing the street.

From a senior who thinks you should be more aware of your surroundings when driving and not just focused on your green light.

Pat...
A "way to conquer those rolling hills" pat to the three ladies helped me survive 13.1 miles of running this weekend.

From a girl who is relieved, yet nostalgic, that the half marathon is over and thankful that she had such a great running team to make it through.

Dart...
A "where was the fire?" dart to the super genius who sprayed a fire extinguisher into our open window at 2 a.m.

From two angry residents who have a lovely coating of powder over everything they own.

Pat...
A "thanks for helping me pick up the pieces" pat to the UREC employee who helped me pick up my broken CD player and CD after an unfortunate accident on the treadmill.

From a freshman girl who was having a clumsy day and really appreciated your help.

Dart...
A "way to act like you are 3 years old" dart to the guy who threw his food all over the floor and my foot while throwing a temper tantrum at The Festival because he lost his JAC card and couldn’t get his food for free.

From an employee who did not enjoy cleaning up the mess you made.

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