Dart...
A "whoa-nelly" dart to the girl in my class who didn’t cross her legs while wearing a skirt.

From a flabbergasted classmate who didn’t really need or want to see your bright neon pink underwear.

Dart...
A "get-a-new-fetish" dart to the guy in the library who passed me a note asking to "smell my feet for $5."

From a senior who knows her pedicure is hot but doesn’t appreciate being grossed out while studying chemistry.

Pat...
A "thanks-for-making-my-day-look-better" pat to the girl that couldn’t control her bladder at UREC, soaked herself, the treadmill and the window behind her.

From a very stressed senior who realized life could be worse.

Pat...
A "you’re-a-real-life-Spider-man" pat to the guy who climbed up the siding to his second story room and tore off the screen with his teeth to get in.

From a girl driving back to her apartment who was amazed by your abilities.

Pat..
A "nothing-like-some-night-time-nudity" pat to the girls gone wild on the Quad last night.

From a good-looking freshman boy who hasn’t been that excited since high school prom night.

Dart...
A "you-shouldn’t-try-to-buy-friends" dart to the guy who sits outside with his hookah and begs complete strangers to smoke with him.

From a student who sees a parallel between you and the lonely kid who bought everyone snacks from the ice cream man just so they could have friends.