Thursday, April 21st, 2005

House Editorial

Everyone needs a hobby, and for those who cannot take time off to hunt wild felines in Wisconsin, a trip to the border might be in order. A group of volunteers, calling themselves the Minutemen after the famous chowder-eating vigilantes of the American Revolution, have taken it upon themselves to patrol the United States-Mexican border for smugglers and illegal immigrants.

Pigs and Pearls

Fellow students, stop sunbathing on the Quad for a moment and realize that the JMU Board of Visitors has entered the sheep-shearing business — we’re being fleeced as we speak.

Breeze Reader’s View<

I am an employee at JMU and also a retired police officer from a metropolitan police department in Maryland. My childhood dream was to become a policeman, and it is true that I never thought about just writing tickets.