Pat...
A "thanks for cooling us down" pat to the James Bond wannabes for ambushing us with Super Soakers on a hot day.

From some hot sophomores who always wanted to be in a wet T shirt contest.

Dart...
A "you should have gone extinct centuries ago" dart to the entire roach population of JMU.

From a disgruntled Spotswood Hall resident who wishes you would find some home other than our showers, laundry room and D hall.

Pat...
A "you don’t get the credit you deserve" pat to 1 in 4 for showing JMU an awesome side of the male gender.

From a graduating senior who always has admired such a one of a kind group.

Dart...
A "leave people’s Christmas presents alone" dart to the person who stole my digital camera at a recent ’80s party.

From a sophomore who now is broke because she had to replace that camera so her dad wouldn’t be upset she lost it.

Pat...
A "way to know everything" pat to the Kinko’s employee who helped us with our publicity flyers.

From a few very grateful students who have been working very hard and really appreciate the break you gave them.

Dart...
A "keep your pants on" dart to the immature fellow who thinks mooning the entire Waffle House crowd is entertainment.

From a sophomore who is mortified from the full moon that was out several times early Sunday morning.