Dart...
A "way-to-be-ignorant" dart to the individual who nastily attacked our sorority after we distributed prophylactics during a campus-wide event in support of safe sexual relations.

From two of the dancers who suggest you ponder how "classy" an unwanted teenage pregnancy would be.

Pat...
A "thanks-for-being-squeezably-soft" pat to The Madison Review for publishing toilet paper that is the perfect combination of softness and texture to leave me with that clean feeling.

From a liberal who only picks up your newsletter to chuckle at the ignorance you spout.

Dart...
An "I'm-so-sorry-you-have-to-leave-town-to-kill-your-baby-now" dart to everyone petitioning to get the morning-after pill back in the University Health Center.

From a pro-life student who is disgusted the pill was ever offered on campus and strongly supports the Board of Visitor's decision to discontinue it.

Pat...
A "way-to-keep-'em-down" pat to the Board of Visitors for stripping away the right of female students to access birth control.

From a conservative who's glad we're keeping our women barefoot and pregnant.

Dart...
A "your-ignorance-really-has-shown-through-this-time" dart to Campus Crusade for Rastafarians, who in an effort to discourage marijuana smoking Easter Sunday, instead marketed the idea to the entire campus.

From a non-pot smoking senior who didn't even realize that 4/20 fell on Easter this year until I saw a million of your stupid shirts.

Pat...
A "you-make-us-feel-like-dancin'" pat to our two Fred Estaire look-alike film studies teachers for giving each girl a rose before our movie Tuesday.

Sent in by five talkative senior girls who appreciate you making them feel just like Ginger Rogers.