Pat...
A "thanks-for-the-unexpected-bonding-time" pat to our housemate who overflowed the toilet.

From your housemates who don’t see you or each other much and were thankful for time cleaning up the flood to catch up.

Dart...
A "cruelty-isn’t-cool" dart to the girls who left an incredibly insulting word in permanent marker on my friend’s door.

From a girl who thinks it’s ironic that you put that word on her door, when it really describes you wonderfully.

Dart...
A "you-think-you’re-so-funny" dart to the girl who asked me to pull her finger and then farted on our first date.

From a shocked guy who acted like he was going to the bathroom and then left you at the restaurant — with the bill.

Dart...
A "do-you-ever-do-any-schoolwork?" dart to my roommate who is always watching TV, playing games and screaming so loud that I can’t concentrate.

From a senior girl who actually cares about her grades and just wants to finish the school year to get away from you.

Dart..
A "stop-the-hawking" dart to the dirty girl who is compelled to spit loogies in the shower.

From the other 23 girls that share your bathroom and feel like they are going to vomit.

Dart...
A "cheaters-never-win" dart to my now ex-boyfriend who has been cheating on me for the past month and a half.

From a sophomore girl who was mortified, heartbroken and in disbelief that you could lie to someone who you loved so much and still expect her to come running back to you.