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Monday, April 26, 2004 Updated: 04.28.04

Darts & Pats

Darts and Pats are submitted anonymously. Submissions are based upon one person's opinion of a given situation, person or event and do not necessarily reflect the truth.

Pat...
A "thanks for noticing the top was down" pat to the person who took the umbrella out of the backseat of my car and set it up over my compact discs when it started pouring.

From a girl who thought it was absolutely beautiful out when she went inside to take her test.

Dart...
A "you should be in jail" dart to the scary boy screaming profanities while trying to break into our dorm at 4 a.m.

From two sophomores who don't appreciate the lack of sleep, and wonder where the heck the campus police were.

Pat...
A "way to have our backs" pat to the two cops outside the Convocation Center Wednesday night who hooked us up with a notebook and pencil.

From two flustered reporters who were so excited to be VIPs at the concert that they forgot that they had a job to do.

Dart...
TAn "I didn't realize that popping popcorn was as difficult as brain surgery" dart to the Gifford Hall resident responsible for the fiery 3 a.m. wake up call.

From a girl with bronchitis whose first full night of sleep in two weeks was interrupted thanks to your Neanderthal cooking skills.

Pat...
A "way to dance like no one was looking" pat to the guy rocking out to his iPod on the Quad the other morning.

From a girl whose day was made when you reminded her what true jamming looks like.

Dart...
A "don't you realize your face is melting" dart to all those formerly good looking girls who over tanned their faces.

From an international student from Ecuador who knows how a natural tan is supposed to look.

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