Pat...
A "weliveforenergylikethat" pat to the home crowd audience at Mainstreet Bar and Grill Tuesday night.

From a JMU alumnus turned rock star who will never forget his Duke Dog roots and loves coming back to perform.

Dart...
A "pleaseactmature" dart to the club team who acted like 12yearolds and used vulgar language in front of children Saturday at its car wash and did a poor job on my car as well.

From a girl who was embarrassed to think you acting in this manner while representing JMU.

Pat...
A "thatwasthebestplaythefootballfieldhaseverseen" pat to JMU Athletics for leaving the field open for two newfound student athletes.

From two seniors who made their winning touchdowns from the 50yard line under the stars on Saturday night.

Dart...
An "Idon'twanttoknowwhatwentoninthehallway" dart to whoever left the used condom in the water fountain.

From a disgusted resident who had to listen to everyone who walked by scream and can't convince himself to drink from that fountain anymore.

Pat...
A "jobwelldone" pat to my best friend who froze our friend's boxers and sent him on a treasure hunt — wrapped in a towel — to find them in the freezer in McGrawLong Hall.

From a supportive best friend who better not find herself the victim of a prank such as that.

Dart...
A "growuporgetout" dart to the girl who screamed obscenities and smeared her free deodorant sample on the windows of GraftonStovall Theatre after not getting into the sneak peek.

From an onlooking sophomore duo who were embarrassed for the people that had to been seen with you that night.