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Monday, April 4th, 2005

 

Darts & Pats

Darts and Pats are submitted anonymously. Submissions are based upon one person's opinion of a given situation, person or event and do not necessarily reflect the truth.

Pat...
A "way-to-show-concern" pat to the person who left a sign on the tree warning people not to touch the ducks’ eggs for fear that the mom wouldn’t come back.

From a Garber resident who enjoys seeing these two feathered friends each morning and looks forward to seeing the two newest additions sometime soon..

 

Pat...
A "thank-you-for-not-just-laughing" pat to the guys that helped push my car out of a hole in the Hunter’s Ridge gravel lot and not just leaving me there.

From the girl that backed up a tad too far and appreciates you all working so hard to help her.

 

 

 

Dart...
A "thanks-for-ripping-me-off" dart to the landlord who stole my method of relaxation while I was trying to further my education by going to class on a Friday.

From a disgruntled tenant who was planning on unwinding after a stressful test.

 

Pat..
A "way-to-go-Sherlock" pat to the observant girl who turned to her friend and said "I noticed that in pictures, your part is on the other side."

From a photogenic guy who looks good with a part on either side.

 

Dart...
A "hope-you-aren’t-always-this-cheap" dart to the girls who left a 20 cent tip on each of their $20 bills.

From a hard-working sophomore who hopes you don’t treat all servers so poorly.

 

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