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Monday, April 5, 2004 Updated: 04.07.04

Darts & Pats

Darts and Pats are submitted anonymously. Submissions are based upon one person's opinion of a given situation, person or event and do not necessarily reflect the truth.

Pat...
A "thanks-for-saving-the-day" pat to the girl who held an umbrella over my head for fifteen minutes in the pouring rain while I was waiting for my ride.

From a senior on crutches who thinks there should be more people in this world like you.

Dart...
A "way-to-kill-them-off-before-they-even-come-here" dart to the student ambassador who led her tour group across the street while the red hand was lit for the crosswalk.

From a junior who respects the traffic laws and thinks that the campus tour guides should be setting good examples for future students.

Pat...
A "you-make-working-worthwhile" pat to all the wonderful students who take the time to say "Hello" upon entering D-hall.

From a cashier who actually looks forward to working, just to see all the smiles..

Dart...
A "stay-on-your-own-floor" dart to the resident adviser who waited outside my friend’s door last Friday night just to see if he could give my friend an IDOC.

From some boys who wish you would keep your grudges to yourself.

Pat...
A "good-to-see-morals-aren’t-dead" pat to the gentleman who turned in my lost wallet to the post office.

From a very absent-minded freshman who is glad to be able to depend on the kindness of strangers.

Dart...
A "you-are-disgraceful-excuses-for-males" dart to the guys who not only made inappropriate jokes about the 1 in 4 sexual assault awareness organization, but then proceeded to sing degrading songs about women during the Mr. Freshman pageant.

From a disgusted female who, for the first time, was ashamed of a JMU event.

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