Pat...
A "thank-you-for-your-delivery" pat to the pizza guy handing out free pizza on the Commons Wednesday for no apparent reason.

From someone who wasn’t hungry but appreciates the gesture all the same.

Pat...
A "thanks-for-not-making-me-feel-like-an-idiot" pat to the awesome guy from PC Services.

From an insanely grateful student with the self-destructing laptop.

Pat...
A "thanks-a-million" pat to all the freshmen who have figured out that there are places to eat on campus other than D-hall.

rom a D-hall employee who loves to see your smiling faces, just not all at once.

Dart...
A "your-life-is-as-pointless-as-your-vandalism" dart to the people who ripped the gas tank cap off of my car.

From a girl who was late to work because she had to bend what was left of her car back into shape.

Pat...
A "you-made-my-move-in-wonderful" pat to the guys and girls who helped me carry my stuff into my dorm.

From a girl who knows she packed way too much but appreciates your good humor.

Dart...
A "please-tape-your-mouth-shut" dart to my sleeptalking roommate.

From someone who can’t sleep at night because of the noise and is horrified by what lurks in your subconscious.