Pat...
A "you-can-hug-us-whenever-you- want" pat to the guy whose obnoxious girlfriend screamed at him for 30 minutes outside our window, providing us with some great entertainment.

From four girls in South View who think it was OK that another girl hugged you on your birthday.

Dart...
A "take-a-nap-and-get-some-Pepto-Bismol" dart to the girl who yawned and burped in my ear while sitting next to me on the bus.

From a disgruntled student who now has to clean her ears and nose out.

Dart...
A "didn’t-your-FROG-teach-you-anything" dart to the eight freshmen who stole our booth at D-hall.

From four upperclassmen who know that a backpack and a JAC card left on it means that the table is taken.

Pat...
A "way-to-be-trilingual" pat to the kid in front of me who was so bored in our class that he wrote the word "BORING" in three different languages.

From the girl behind you who was evidently bored enough to discover your doodles.