Pat...
A "your-IMs-and-voicemails-helped-me-through-the-weekend" pat to my true friends whose support is irreplaceable..

From a senior girl who is battling health issues during her most stressful semester yet.

Dart...
A "thanks-for-making-roadkill-out-of-my-best-friend" dart to the murderers who ran over my box turtle, Ralphe, in my apartment parking lot.

From a grieving friend who is left with nothing but memories..

Dart...
A "now-I-actually-had-to-pay-attention-in-class" dart to The Breeze for not publishing a crossword puzzle in the last issue.

From a junior who may have learned something, but never will forget the pain he suffered through doing it without the puzzle.

Dart...
A "use-your-head" dart to the brilliant person who printed the color-coded parking map in black and white.

From a commuter who has no Internet reference, only the parking manual.

Dart...
A "spread-your-political-agenda-somewhere-else" dart to whoever stuck the presidential campaign bumper sticker on my car last week.

From the girl behind you who was evidently bored enough to discover your doodles.

Dart...
A "learn-something-about-ensuring-domestic-peace" dart to the freshmen girls who left their roommate stranded at Lovely Nails.

From a girl who thinks that an act of vandalism probably isn’t the best way to swing the vote.