Pat...
A "now-that’s-what-I-call-convenience" pat to Qdoba for putting a huge menu in The Breeze.

From a junior who stumbled across the page while reading in TDU and thinks more restaurants should follow in their footsteps.

Dart...
A "show-some-respect-for-the-red-white-and-blue" dart to the jerks who tore down and stole my large American flag over the weekend.

From a junior guy who is disgusted by your lack of respect for the flag commemorating my family members who died while saving lives on Sept. 11, 2001.

Pat...
A "way-to-get-jungle-fever" pat to my roommate for having an instant message conversation with me in which we gave our boyfriends animal identities.

From an amused senior who now snickers every time dolphins and snapping turtles are mentioned.

Dart...
A "there-are-better-ways-to-resolve-a-conflict" dart to the girls who quickly resorted to violence over a visitor parking space.

From a junior girl who just wanted an apology but ended up losing half of her hair.

Pat...
A "thanks-for-putting-up-with-our-poor-canoeing-skills" pat to the three UREC canoe trip leaders who spent many hours trying to dislodge our canoe.

From a bunch of girls who need to learn how not to steer a canoe into a bridge.

Dart...
A "nice-to-let-me-know-how-ignorant-you-are" dart to the car full of close-minded students who yelled racist comments as I was waiting to cross the street outside of Festival.

From a junior who is proud of her ethnicity and thinks you should learn to embrace other cultures.