Pat...
A "what-is-going-on" pat to the random girls in the Village who decided to lock arms and surround me for no apparent reason. I have never been so confused in my entire life.

From a guy who thinks people should do more random stuff to freak out others.

Pat...
A "perfect-gentleman" pat to the sophomore guy who gave us a ride home.

From two seniors who skipped class to go get pedicures and were too impatient to wait for the bus.

Dart...
A "I-hope-you-eat-your-words" dart to a local restaurant for informing a group of students that it was a "family restaurant" and fun was not to be had there.

From a student who is sorry she has spent money at such a lame place and thinks other students should steer clear.

Pat...
A "thanks-for-bringing-back-the-childhood-memories" pat to everyone who brought us Quad-a-bunga.

From a junior who can’t remember the last time she heard a bunch of college students yell "Turtle power!"