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Monday, September 27, 2004

 

Darts & Pats

Darts and Pats are submitted anonymously. Submissions are based upon one person's opinion of a given situation, person or event and do not necessarily reflect the truth.

Pat...
A great big "how-can-I-ever-repay-you" pat to my amazing friend who spent her entire free afternoon in a doctor’s office waiting room while I got tested for strep throat.

From a senior girl who was so thankful to have you there and wants you to know how much she appreciates friends like you.

Dart...
A "who-do-you-think-you-are" dart to the girl in Festival on Thursday night who flung ice cream all over my butt and thought it would be more funny to giggle and run away than to apologize or offer a napkin.

From a junior girl who didn’t appreciate her life flashing before her eyes when you decided to drive through the parking spots.

Dart...
A "just-drive-over-the-speed-bumps" dart to the person driving the jeep who almost broadsided me in my car in the parking deck when I innocently was trying to park my car early one morning.

From a freshman girl who, upon the next ice cream fling, will make you eat the ice cream off her butt.

 

Dart...
A "was-that-really-necessary" dart to the "Abe Lincolns" who climbed onto our third-story balcony and emancipated Turkeysub, our pet mouse.

From an apartment of heavy-hearted students who tried to provide only the best life for our mighty mouse.

Dart...
A "way-to-take-on-the-Mountaineers" pat to all the students who weren’t afraid to wear their purple and rally behind our football team.

From four senior girls who put their lives on the line to show how much they love this school.

Pat...
A "way-to-be-cheerful" pat to the ladies who swipe our JAC cards at D-hall with a smile on their faces every day.

From a girl who appreciates starting her meals off with a smile.

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