Dart...
A "wake-up-and-smell-the-carbs" dart to the girl ahead of me in line who quickly changed her macaroni and cheese order to green beans when her friend asked her if "that macaroni would help her keep her flat stomach."

From a junior girl who enjoys her curves, loves her love handles and took a double serving of macaroni and cheese that night in protest of you.

Pat...
A "that-was-the-best-prank-ever" pat to the person who put the empty, yellow parking ticket envelope on my windshield when I was illegally parked at a meter at 1 a.m.

From a senior girl who almost pooped her pants when she saw the dreaded envelope only to find out it was empty.

Pat...
A "you-guys-are-the-best" pat to the girls who generously stopped to help me lug half of my earthly possessions all the way from CISAT to Potomac.

From a girl who never would have been able to make it any farther without your help.

Pat...
A "sorry-I-still-did-terrible-on-the-test" pat to the professor who gave me her textbook to study from after I lost mine.

From a very grateful senior who is sure that sort of kindness doesn’t happen at other universities.

Dart...
A "clean-your-plate" dart to the students who pile five half-eaten plates of food on their trays at D-hall.

From a dish room student employee who doesn’t like being up to her elbows in your wasted food.