Thursday, September 9, 2004

 

Darts & Pats

Darts and Pats are submitted anonymously. Submissions are based upon one person's opinion of a given situation, person or event and do not necessarily reflect the truth.

Pat...
A "you-made-my-day" pat to the extremely kind sophomore guy who picked up my lost JAC card and called me to return it.

From a thankful freshman who’s impressed that genuinely nice people still exist.

Dart...
A "didn’t-your-mother-teach-you-any-manners" dart to all the people who cut in the tray return line at D-hall.

From a senior who thinks it’s one of the rudest things to see people cutting in line and wishes you would learn better.

Pat...
A "welcome-to-college" pat to the kid passed out on the sidewalk in front of Festival last Thursday night at 1 a.m.

From a pizza driver who was appreciative of your entertainment but was glad to see you stand up and stumble off.

 

Dart...
A "way-to-be-a-man" dart to the guy who punched me in the side of the face as I did the mature thing and walked away from a pointlessly heated conversation.

From a man who thinks you should have hit him in the face sometime during your 20-minute conversation about what state I represent.

Dart...
An "I’m-so-sorry-I-hit-your-car" pat to the student who made me realize what a complete jerk and idiot I was.

From a student who wants to rectify the situation and left her information with The Breeze.

Dart...
A "what-a-gentleman" dart to the non-handicapped professor who stole the last handicapped parking space as I was turning into it — just barely hitting my car in the process.

From a junior who was late for class and now has bruises on her hands from hobbling all the way up from the baseball lot to the quad on crutches.

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