Thursday, October 20, 2005

In case you are ever in the market, stores that sell severed fingers are closed on Sundays.

Due to advances in technology and communications, breaking up with your young loves has grown increasingly more complicated in today’s collegiate society. While the lack of high-speed communications enabled the simple “We need to part ways. Done.” breakups of past eras to flourish, the entanglements and machinations of our day create more linkages between two people, making breakups much lengthier if not more difficult. What follows is the process that John University Student must undertake to break up and separate from his girlfriend of eight months, whom will be called “Jolene.”